Category Archives: Life

thank you’s and updates

Thank you everyone who was there at the performances of HUIPPUSUORITUS – OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE. We had a great time and I really enjoyed them. If you are interested in reading the review (in Finnish) of HUIPPUSUORITUS – OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE titled ‘Johanna Tuukkanen lets the perfect woman to take off’ from Iisalmen Sanomat, it’s here.

Now that the performance period is over, I’ve been resting a bit more and catching up with stuff that has been neglected. The spring is going to be a busy one including a tour of soft skin / harsh life, warming up the classic Milk performance and working on a new one to one performance. Exciting.

I’ve been busy with the DVD of HUIPPUSUORITUS – OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE, ANTI Festival stuff and spending some time with my family. In February I’m visiting National Review of Live Art in Glasgow with the new producer of ANTI Festival, Johanna Hänninen. We’ll also meet my co-artistic director Gregg Whelan there, have meetings with some of the artists who will show work at ANTI 09 and of course, we’ll have A Space For Live Art meeting with all our partners. We’ll be busy! I’m really looking forward to all that. In April with Gregg, we are going to present ANTI at the Trouble Festival in Brussels which will include a great selection of Finnish artists, by the way.

My exercise programme is a bit looser at the moment but it includes functional training at the Functional Team in Kuopio or at a gym, running and Pilates. I’m very motivated. I’m maybe planning to participate in two running events this year. How strange is that?

Johanna

flashback

Today I bumped into a person with whom I used to work many years ago but whom I haven’t seen for a long time. And out of some weird duty I was friendly to him, asking how he was and how the Christmas has been. Afterwards I realized that last time I have heard of this person was maybe one and half years ago when he emailed me shouting (in capital letters) that I should quit my job because I cannot take responsibility.
So why exactly was I nice to him?

Meetings

It’s always so hard to write about an unfinished work. What to say, what to leave out, how much to define or contextualize? This time, in a way I feel that the title itself says it all. On the other hand, it would be somehow relevant to state the slight aspect of retrospective, the moment of looking back at the body of work created. Anyway, I’m late will texts concerning the OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE but at least some things are moving on as they should.

I’ve been a couple of days in Helsinki, having meetings concerning the ANTI Festival. Gregg was there and with him and the chair of our board Vilja, we interviewed a few producer candidates. I think we found the one. With Gregg we also went to see Nälkäteatteri’s Odradek performance in the Kiasma theatre. That was really a peculiar experience. I didn’t hate the work but found it really hard to connect to. Today we’ve just been talking a lot about the program, call out and schedules. With the new producer I think we can work out the workload so that we’ll be really able focus on the program and the artists. And that feels good.

Before catching my train back to Kuopio, I had a couple of hours to wonder around in Helsinki. These days that’s a rare occasion. I found it really strange that every time I’m in Helsinki, I seem to spot or somehow bump into well-known people or celebrities. Maybe it feels strange because we don’t really have them in Kuopio or is it just that see things differently when I’m travelling? Well, this time I spotted politician Paavo Arhinmäki, director of the Swedish theatre Johan Storgård, performance artist Irma Optimist and bumped into top stylist Minttu Vesala with whom I went to high school! I think the last time I’ve seen Minttu was something like 15 years ago and it was so nice to see her. She said I look exactly the same –as did she; she’s still as tall and slim as she used to be and she somehow makes me always feel funny about my shortness and rounder body. Anyway, she’s the purchasing agent for Helsinki 10, this designer shop, and as I fell in love with the one and only Minna Parikka bag they had in the store, she gave me a discount of it and I just had to buy it. So that shall be my Christmas present and I shall not buy anything for myself. Ever. Not this year anyway.
But the bag is gorgeous and it looks like I’ve always had it. Good design simply makes me happy.

Johanna

working & photo shooting

Had a great photo shoot with Vaatu, Sami Henrik and Pekka today. I’ve now worked 5 days with Vaatu & Sami and maybe some things are finding their shape now. Los of questions though, lots of possibilities and directions. I’ll see where it takes me this time. I’ll post some photos as soon as I get some from Pekka.
I’m off to Outokumpu tomorrow, have to get up really early to catch a bus.
I should have gone to gym or functional training yesterday but had a meeting. And today the shoot took all day and after that I was pretty exhausted. I’m a bad trainee. I’ll see how I am tomorrow after I come back from Outokumpu.
I ordered two sport bras from Boobydoo and they arrived yesterday. Can’t waite to test the bras!

Johanna

about what’s going on

Next week I’ll start working with Vaatu & Sami Henrik on my new work. Exciting! Lately I’ve been working on my archives, gathering & collecting texts and writings, digitalizing old vhs video tapes and forcing myself to look at the work I’ve done over the past 10 years. Huh! It’s a lot. The upcoming work requires quite specific physical strength and ability from my behalf and I’m collaborating with personal trainer Riikka Valve of the Functional Team in order to be physically able to do what I’ve set myself out to do. So Riikka has created a new exercise programme for me which includes functional training, running, walking and Pilates. I’m also super excited about the Polar RS200 heart rate monitor which doesn’t only measure the pulse and sport zones but also the distance I’ve run and the speed… Inspiring!
Last week the Saaristokatu opened in Kuopio. I’ve run a lot around the area as I live nearby and the opening of the Saaristokatu made me feel so happy and proud of where I live and Kuopio in general. It’s just really beautiful and also shortens the distance to the city centre substantially. Makes life so much easier.
What else? I’m going to give an artist talk in Outokumpu in couple of weeks and perform soft skin / harsh life in Joensuu as part of the Lonely in the Rain? –festival. After that I’m going to a Space for Live Art meeting in Madrid…
By the way, ANTI Festival is seeking to appoint a full time, permanent Senior Producer. So if you are a super producer or know one, please let them know about the post.

Hope you are well.

Johanna

the latest column…in Finnish

Hölötystä

Eräs tuttavani sanoi kerran, että kolumnit ovat sellaista tyhjänpäiväistä hölötystä. Jos on lukenut Kuopion seudulla ilmestyvien lehtien kolumneja viime viikkoina, ei ole kovin vaikea yhtyä tähän väitteeseen. Tyhjänpäiväiseksi hölötykseksi voi kai kuvata kolumnia, jossa kirjoittaja ilman minkäänlaista asiantuntemusta tai edes henkilökohtaista kokemusta tuomitsee ja täten asettaa itsensä ja oman mielipiteensä ilman kriittistä katsetta puolijumalan asemaan. Tällainen asenne on tietysti ikävä noin muutenkin, elämässä ja politiikassa, jos itse arvostaa suvaitsevaisuutta, avoimuutta, monikulttuurisuutta ja tasa-arvoa. Nobeleilla palkitaan rauhanneuvottelijoita, onnea vaan Ahtisaarelle elämäntyöstä!
Millä keinoin ottaa sitten selville kunnallisvaaliehdokkaiden mielipiteistä, asenteista ja arvoista, oikeesti? Vaalisloganit, joissa ehdokas lupaa ”toimia puolestanne”, on ”tolokun immeinen”, ”tekijämies”, hänellä on ”sydän kohdallaan” ja on ”energinen edelleen” tuntuvat jotenkin, no, ohuilta ja huterilta perusteilta äänestää. Ja kuka nyt haluaa valtuustoon ehdokasta, joka osoittautuukin valtuustokauden aikana joksikin ihan muuksi kuin mitä itse oli äänestäessään kuvitellut? Tietenkin ehdokkaissa on paljon tuttuja eri yhteyksistä ja viiteryhmistä, ja sitä kautta tietoa ehdokkaan näkemyksistä ja toimintatavoista saa toki enemmän. Ja puolueet ovat tietysti pyrkineet siihen, että listoilla on jokaiselle jotakin. Mutta kenellä on sisäistä paloa kaupungin tai kunnan kokonaisvaltaiseen kehittämiseen, onkin jo kiperämpi kysymys. Kuka haluaa oikeasti olla kunnallispoliitikko, kuka vain hölöttää että ”parempi elämä kaikille”? Onnekseni olen tavannut kuopiolaisia kunnallisvaaliehdokkaita, joista voin vilpittömästi sanoa, että he perehtyvät asioihin, ottavat luottamustehtävänsä vakavasti, ovat avarakatseisia, viisaita, ymmärtävät oman rajallisuuteensa, kuuntelevat, jos eivät tunne asiaa, uskaltavat myöntää sen ja ottavat siitä selvää tai käyttävät asiantuntijoita, arvostavat elämän eri vaiheita ja osa-alueita ja osaavat tehdä päätöksiä, jotka edistävät suvaitsevaisuutta kaikille elämän alueilla. Pliisua? Varmasti.
Minä aion äänestää keskiviikkona 15.10. Muistakaa tekin!

Johanna Tuukkanen

the latest column …in Finnish

Varokaa kosmetiikkaa!

Muutama viikko sitten istuin Kuopion lentokentällä lähes täydessä koneessa valmiina nousuun, kun koneeseen nousi lentokenttävirkailija, käveli paikalleni ja pyysi tulemaan mukaansa kertoen, että matkatavaroissani on jotain mitä ei saisi olla. Aavistin, mistä on kysymys, sillä olin menossa keikalle, ja matkatavaroistani toinen oli täynnä esitykseen kuuluvaa rekvisiittaa: tyhjiä kosmetiikkapurkkeja ja –pakkauksia. Siis pakkauksia, joissa oli ollut esimerkiksi kosteusvoidetta, kasvovettä, ja huulirasvaa. Nyt tämä laukku oli levällään lentokenttävirkailijoiden edessä, jotka sanoivat, että näitä vaarallisia aineita saa olla mukana korkeintaan 2 kiloa. Selitin, että purkit ovat tyhjiä, niissä ei ole mitään aineita, olen itse käyttänyt ne viimeiseen pisaraan asti, olen taiteilija ja purkit ovat teokseni rekvisiittaa. Ei auttanut. Virkailijat olivat puhelinyhteydessä koneen kapteeniin kysyen: ”Matkustajalla ruumaan menevissä matkatavaroissa vaarallisia aineita 8 kiloa ylimääräistä. Otetaanko kyytiin?” Kapteeni vastasi kieltävästi.
Katsotaanpa mitä Ilmailuhallinto sanoo nesteiden kuljettamisesta ja vaarallisista aineista: ”Ruumaan menevissä matkatavaroissa saa kuljettaa kosmeettisia aineita ja aerosoleja, jos ne ovat palamattomia, myrkyttömiä ja syövyttämättömiä -…-ja aineiden yhteismäärä on enintään 2 kg tai 2 litraa.” Siis aineiden yhteismäärä. Minun tyhjissä purkeissani ei varmasti ollut 2 kg aineita, vaikka jäämiä olisi alettu suurennuslasin kanssa tutkimaan. Entä vaaralliset aineet? Niitä ovat 1. räjähteet (kuten dynamiitti), 2. kaasut (kuten butaani), 3. palavat nesteet (kuten bensiini), 4. helposti syttyvät kiinteät ja itsestään syttyvät aineet (kuten valkoinen fosfori), 5. sytyttävästi vaikuttavat aineet ja orgaaniset peroksidit (kuten ammoniumnitraattilannoitteet), 6. myrkylliset ja tartuntavaaralliset aineet (kuten arsenikki), 7. radioaktiiviset aineet (kuten koboltti-60), 8. syövyttävät aineet (kuten akkuhapot) sekä 9. muut vaaralliset aineet ja esineet (kuten asbesti).
Täytyy sanoa, että en ole koskaan kuvitellut että tyhjät kosmetiikkapurkit voivat olla edellisten esimerkkien lailla vaarallisia.
No, sain keikan tehtyä. Kerroin yleisölle tämän tarinan ja käytin toisessa matkalaukussani sekä käsimatkatavaroissani mukana olleita täysiä kosmetiikkapurkkeja. Vai pitäisikö sanoa salakuljettamiani purkkeja, sillä niiden yhteismäärä oli yli 2 litraa.

Johanna Tuukkanen

Hanna Saren

The new Hanna Saren Seppälä collection surprised me positively! Went to have a look at it on Saturday and ended up coming home with these:

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Beautiful colors and surprisingly well cut simple beautiful clothes. I’m sure they are nowhere near Hanna Saren‘s own collection for women & children but more affordable.

Johanna

Busy days

A quiet moment at home, alone. A rare occasion. Somehow I’ve managed through this week although I’ve been a bit overwhelmed by all the work I’m involved in. All is going well, but let’s just say it’s a lot. I’ve also had a bit of a flue and I think that’s why I haven’t felt completely ok.
I will hold an audition for my new piece on Thursday the 18th and I should write a press release about that. But for those who are interested, mark it in your calendar. By the way, in the new issue of Finnish dance magazine titled TANSSI-lehti was a great review of my latest works soft skin / harsh life & Festive work. The ladies of the Festive work also made it to the cover of the magazine! The photographer was Pekka Mäkinen, of course.
I’m going to see the premiere of Chicago musical in Kuopio city theatre tomorrow night. I’m kind of looking forward to it although I must say I’m not a big fan of musicals, in general. But you never know, I might be surprised! I have a new skirt that I’m going to wear with my Minna Parikka Morticia shoes. Maybe I’m looking forward to that more that the musical itself? Could be.
The ANTI Festival brochure is out so make sure you get one if you are planning to attend the best contemporary art festival in Finland. There are some works that need signing up so be prepared for that. The whole programme is also online www.antifestival.com.
Next week I’m heading off to London for a few days which I’m really looking forward to. But more about that another time.

Have a restful weekend!

Johanna

Confessions

Embarrassingly infrequent blog posts sent on my behalf lately. Sorry.
I have been extremely busy preparing for my new piece, urgently sorting out ANTI Festival’s business as our 5-year long EU project ‘A Space for Live Art’ has finally been accepted by the European Commission and being on the move i.e. in Copenhagen, which was great by the way. I’ve also noticed that I’m really liking updating my Twitter at the moment, not so much the blog itself. Strange. I guess I should also confess that I have another blog in Finnish that I’m updating every day. Why is this? One thing I’ve realized is that I’m a bit careful what to write here because I write this under my own name. In the other blog, I haven’t revealed my identity and therefore can be a bit more honest about certain thoughts and things that are going on in my life. But this is not the main issue, I think. In the other blog, I have gotten a lot of blog friends and received many comments daily and that is kind of inspiring and just nice. Although this blog and site has quite a few visitors, there aren’t that many people commenting. Maybe comments and blog friends are addictive…
Last week a friend turned 30. What a nice party we had, and emotional! I cannot remember when I last cried in a party because people where really opening their hearts and being straightforward. But I also cried because I realized I’m very anxious, sad and worried. Maybe you Finnish artists know why… We also had a great party on Saturday; great food, wine and friends. Lovely.
Next week I’m off to London which I’m so much looking forward to. More about that later. First I have to get rid of this flue that is bothering me and the kids.

Hope to read your comments. Whatever they are!

Johanna